Total Medals Earned: 949 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
View all of the Bios
Press A to view your inventory
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 4/33 (20/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Go to the Gameover Screen
Click on the [You May Also Like Pimple Madness] Button
Eat your first Green Snot
Eat 100 Snot
Win the game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/210 points)
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
